Free teardown · 15-second setup · ~60 seconds to run

We diagnose you before we ever talk

Enter your domain. The Ghost Diagnostic reads your site the way I do in week one of a paid engagement: positioning clarity, demand signals, conversion path, and operating cadence. Scored, blunt, and emailed with first moves.

  • Reads your actual pages, quotes your actual words
  • Scored on the four dimensions the paid diagnostic uses
  • Tough grading. Flattery doesn't fix pipelines
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pages crawled and read
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dimensions scored 0 to 100
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first moves, in order
"If a stranger can't tell what you are, for whom, and why you, in ten seconds on your homepage, no channel budget can save the funnel underneath it."
Dev Sharma · what the crawler checks first
Point it at your sitePublic pages only

Crawls your public pages only. No login, no analytics access, no installs.

What a ghost can and can't see

Sees

What your site says

Positioning clarity, message consistency across pages, schema, content freshness, and whether the conversion path asks for the business.

Infers

How the engine runs

Blog cadence, lifecycle hints, and pricing transparency are proxies for the operating rhythm behind them. Proxies, clearly labeled.

Can't see

Your numbers

Pipeline, CAC, win rates, and team live behind the login. That's what the two-week paid diagnostic reads, and why it goes ten layers deeper.

Fair questions

Is this just an SEO crawler with opinions?

No. It doesn't score meta tags for their own sake; it reads your pages the way a buyer and a diagnostician would. The technical signals feed the four dimensions, they aren't the report.

How accurate can a 60-second teardown be?

Accurate about what's visible, silent about what isn't. It grades the outside of the machine. In my experience the outside predicts the inside more often than founders like, which is exactly why it's worth 60 seconds.

Will you crawl anything private?

Public pages only, respecting the same access any visitor has. No logins, no tracking pixels planted, nothing stored beyond the report sent to you.

What happens after the report?

Nothing automatic. If the teardown stings and you want the fixes shipped rather than listed, the 20-minute call is where we scope that. Otherwise the first moves are yours to run.

Sixty seconds. Four scores. Zero flattery.

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